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  Why JW's take on education is truly disingenuous

  by Black Man in

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  we've all waxed poetic about the jw views on higher education and how they truly stifled people trying to pursue an education.

  but what did they offer as an alternative??!!.

  at least mormons (who's theology is as equally fucked up as jws) had an accredited school in brigham young university that their people could aspire to attend.

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  Black Man call me!
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  New Annointed Ones in Miami

  by James Jackson in

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  has anyone heard about the spike in those partaking in south florida?

  several sources have confirmed to me that in the kendall lakes congregation they had 11 new partakers at the memorial this year.

  in a nearby hall they had 6 new partakers.

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  Well noolyte will be coming out showing an adjustment in the the great crowd prophecy.

  In the past for who knows what reason some have believed that the number going to heaven was a set finite number. sadly those who believed this way were in actuality running ahead of the things that were written. Jesus in his parable of the sheep and other sheep folk was clearly just sheeping around. But when jesus started talking about the Abodes thats were the real prophecy begins. Jesus explained that his fathers house has MANY abodes.

  With all its abodes and an initially finite number of people it was only a matter of time before someone invited someone else! The heavenly calling thus became the equivelent of a heavenly slumber party. You had the original invitees that were ACTUALY the real friends of jesus who he wanted to have over for a kick ass slumber party with pizza from the GOOD pizza spot and playing XBOX all night.

  See in reality his real friends would come ove and eat pizza and play and they would link up online with those other friends who for what ever reason couldn't make it over. That was the real meaning of the 'other sheep' they were his peeps who just couldn't make it to the slumber party. But than Jesus mom was running her mouth to his aunt and next thing you know his annoying ass cousin was invited to the slumber party...WTF?!?

  

  Soo now the shit is all messed up, since the annoying ass cousin is coming now all of sudden the freaking menu done change cause he freaking lactose intolerant. WHy do jesus and his friends now have to sacrifice their pizza party from the good pizza place cause this lil turd is lactose intolerant?!? hell the only thing he likes to eat is matza ball soup with the matza over cooked?

  Ok where were we? oh since this lil punk has ruined our party than the kid down the street hears about the party FUUGGGGGG!!! this kid brings nothing to the table and is just a downer, im talkin bout the type of person who ruins a wet dream. So here his ass come up to jesus in school the next day: I hear ya'll gon be playing XBOX I cant wait I never played XBOX I only played intelavision do you have the slide cards for XBOX too?!?

  Intelavison INTELAVISION?!? its 2013 who even has a working intelavision game any more?

  

  Ok so now jesus fun with his boys is almost completely ruined, he's had to invite his terd cousin, the loser down the street is in and his pizza from the good pizza place has been downgraded to some $5 hot-n-ready's cause of the extra mouths to feed (which is really fuged up because all he had to do was multiply the pizza the same way he did the loaves and fish but nooo mom says that would be showing off in front of your friends?!?)

  So now comes time for his big party my man gon make the most of it, he has laid out his BEST outfit to be super fly for the night than...than...Mom comes out with her 'I want you to wear this invisible outfit for the evening?!?' WTF?!? This is MY night I been waiting for this (for god knows what reason) for almost 2 millenia and you want me to be INVISIBLE...mom you are really ruining my rep! Mom says you only 15 trizillion yrs old you dont have a rep yet!

  So the party starts jesus real friends come early so they can have some fun before the losers show up but even that is ruined. Soon as they get there they ready to attack the food and than these idiots talking bout oh yall wanna make sure this the food you spose to eat we need to have an hour long talk on who is called to eat the food and who should just watch?!?

  So at this point the gloves come off jesus like fug this ITS my party I'MA bout to go ProjectX on yalls ass. So jesus say Im about to go me on these fools Luke 14:12-24. So he goes and invites anyone he can to the party than goes down to the store and gets ned the wino to by some vodka and hennesey for the gig (turns out he mastered turning water into wine but cannot do distilled spirits...go fig.)

  SO now heaven is off the fuggin chain neighbors complaining and bitchin', the pool is like ruined for life cause someone gave the cousin some bad shrimp and dude just has no bowel control and the loser kid from down the street broke the XBOX controller.

  Sooo basically thats the noo-lyte about why the increase in partakers should be officially anounced in the oct 2014 WT
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  Whats in frosty's bookbag?!?

  by darth frosty in

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  been meaning to do this for sometime, in the vien of geraldo opening capones vault here is me in the man cave opening my kh book bag.. .

  the contents of this bag have not seen the light of day since 2005. .

  link.

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  Forgot about this LOLz
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  Should I just DA or get DFD?

  by Julia Orwell in

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  my never-a-jw dad told me today that mongrel jws who turn on me were never truly my friends and i'm better off without them, so why worry if i get disfellowshiped?.

  i fear being disfellowshiped because my name will be dragged through the mud.

  i also think it might be a good idea to da or get dfd because then the link is broken and the fade is over.

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  I understand but trust me Kiss my black ass is just far far more effective!
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  Should I just DA or get DFD?

  by Julia Orwell in

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  my never-a-jw dad told me today that mongrel jws who turn on me were never truly my friends and i'm better off without them, so why worry if i get disfellowshiped?.

  i fear being disfellowshiped because my name will be dragged through the mud.

  i also think it might be a good idea to da or get dfd because then the link is broken and the fade is over.

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  And just in case it hasn't been pointed out THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DA OR DF'd?!? The punishment and repercussions for both is the exact same thing!

  Stop giving these assholes authority over you playing by their F'd up rules.
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  Should I just DA or get DFD?

  by Julia Orwell in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my never-a-jw dad told me today that mongrel jws who turn on me were never truly my friends and i'm better off without them, so why worry if i get disfellowshiped?.

  i fear being disfellowshiped because my name will be dragged through the mud.

  i also think it might be a good idea to da or get dfd because then the link is broken and the fade is over.

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  NIETHER!!!

  I started to tell you this before they came in your 1st post but I was trying to be nice. No time for niceties so I tell you what I tell EVERYONE to say when they are faced with this situation...Tell em to Kiss yo black ass!!!

  Four words nice and to the point. Anything else you are playing into their hands and justifying their AUTHORITY over you. Take control of your life be the guiding force in your life and if they try to subject you to their bullshit trumped up rules you tell-em to KISS YO BLACK ASS!
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  Reports from JW's regarding the summer convention

  by Lynnie in

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  2. beliefs

  so, we're in the final countdown with the convention just over a month away.

  i've talked to a few folks that have already attended it on the east coast and west coast and keep hearing that its the most up-building program they've ever been to.

  seems the message is clear that we need to stop being so hard on ourselves and take time to appreciate the efforts we have put in and know that we are deeply loved.

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  Hmm...My SIL reported that the society really hit them hard on what they need to be doing?!? Of course she probably slept thru most of it.

  Also she said she asked a CO why they changed to DO at ASS-EMBLY halls and he told her it wasn't money cause it cost more to have them at assembly halls?!?
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  Powerfully heart-wrenching experience by FORMER BETHLITE

  by Black Man in

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  just wanting to post an experience by a former bethelite.

  the first part was just published with the other two coming overt the next couple of weeks.

  click the link.

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  PART 3 IS HERE!
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  Oh, The Irony (vol 1)

  by Splash in

  1. watchtower
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  reading through some old volumes i saw this:.

  w54 9/1 p. 529 par.

  5 recognizing the theocratic organization for life.

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  LOLz
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  Unnecessary bad language

  by Simon in

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  2. announcements

  i've noticed a few posts where bad language is used when it is completely unecessary and detracts from the message.. please consider what your choice of words will have on other people who read the forum before you post them, especially for regular posts that are not in the adult section.. there is a time and place for anger and expletives but most regular topics are 'not it'..

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  The H.E. double hockey sticks you say!